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Drunk Texting

When someone texts you, but they begin to misspell simple words such as 'the' and 'that'.

There are many ways to know that someone is drunk texting you, such as the culprit posting 'Going out for a drink or two' as his or her facebook status a little earlier. Or by your friend bringing up old stories from their past childhood, or even when they begin to put 'lol' or 'hahah' a lot more.
- Text Alert goes off -

Andrea: Oh cool, a new message from Janelle. (reads to herself) " Hey remember thaert time where you knocefrfked your little sisdter out with a recorsd?"

- Andrea thinks to herself : Who gave her the George Dickle again, she has got to be drunk texting. -
by UN!C0RN5 4R3 MY F4V0R!T3! February 17, 2010
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texting schedule

the time(s) of day that a person is available, and/or willing, to text. usually defined by how late a person sleeps in, how late they stay up and how much they nap during the day.

knowing a person's texting schedule lets you almost surely get a reply when you text the person and reduces the risk of interrupting something or waking them up.
dude, lemme know your texting schedule so i don't wake you up on the weekends anymore!
by ilovebritain August 14, 2009
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Texting Trance

When someone is so deep in conversation via text messaging they are in a trance. Usually happens when figuring out plans with friends or texting about last night drunken escapades.
Guy 1: "I was out to lunch with my girlfriend today and she totally went into a texting trance, I had to shout her name for her to look up from her phone"
Guy 2: "who do you think she was talking to?"
Guy 1: "I don't know man, but she was giggling enough and and muttering about jello shots. She probably was retelling our crazy night last night *winks*
Guy 2: "who takes jello shots outside of college?"
by The EV-MC December 19, 2009
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texting walkby

When two people pass each other and not say anything, but are texting each other instead.
The two friends did a texting walkby after school.
by UrbanWordPerson January 27, 2010
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texting terrorist

The act of sending rapid fire text messages to the same person, or sending one message that is so long that it comes through as multiple messages
He sent me 12 text messages in less than 5 minutes. He is a texting terrorist.
by AmbieIsEvil August 5, 2010
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texting tourrettes

(noun) when one cannot control ones fingers while texting, usually resulting in inappropriate or weird texts, occassionally to preists or exes
jenny: lets fuckkkkk

exboyfriend: uhh what???

jenny: oh sorry texting tourrettes!
by juliandorothy January 16, 2012
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texting talker

1.- A person who writes a lot on chat with people but doesn't necessarily mean that talks a lot by phone or in person. Usually he or she doesn't.

2.- A sociable person only online (most of the times).
Ex:

Victoria: Sean is always so quiet in class.

Sarah: Yesterday, We were chatting a lot but he barely said Hi today.

Victoria: He is a texting talker for sure.
by Andres Martini June 26, 2014
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