Full table

What to say when you see some fine ass tiddy.

Bro, full table at 12 o’clock.

by MongoNode July 19, 2018

Table Leverage

This occurs when you order the most expensive items to eat and drink for yourself when dining with friends who will spilt the bill evenly. You benefit when the bill is split evenly among the diners by paying less than the cost of your dinner while others pay more than the cost of their dinner.

You order the caviar appetizer, the steak, lobster and fois gras and a dessert which costs $75 in total, when your 3 friends order cheaper items that total $40 each. When you split the the bill ($75+$40+$40+$40=$195/ 4 people = $48.75) you pay 48.75 for your meal that cost $75, and your other guests pay more for their food than it should have cost. Jerry used table leverage by eating like a king and making his vegan friends pay for it.

by Romey M October 30, 2010

table math

when you are out in a group at a bar or restaurant and there is a shared bill and no one has change(usually for a twenty) or the correct amount for their portion of the tab . Thus follows a complex series of illogical but correct money swaps to come out with the correct amount for the bill plus tip.

Lets settle the bill. I think we need some table math. You give me a twenty, i will put in fifteen and cover you five on your tab and then you give him a ten. That should make us even.

by aperritano July 7, 2009

table drugs

drug residue left over after doing drugs on a table

ie: yo scrape me table drugs

by moon poco January 1, 2014

Under the table

To secretly have sexual activities going on while eating at a bar or fancy restaurant under a table with the opposite sex it is anything that involves being sexual while trying to keep your composure

She kept putting her feet on my dick under the table

by Bend over and take it raw February 14, 2021

Craps Table

When a girl handles your testicles with unrelenting vigor, groping your jewels very aggressively. I.e. she rattles your balls like she's working a craps table. Very pleasurable.

Friend: Dude, did you get with that bootylicious dimebag last night?

Receiver: Yeah man, she totally craps tabled the shit out of my testicles while sucking on the tip of my cock! I came so hard I thought my soul exited my body through my penis.

by TentativeTitle November 7, 2011

clubroom table

Noun: the table in the clubroom; a black hole for edibles. Any food placed here WILL be eaten by anyone walking by it. To put food on the clubroom table is to sacrifice any or all sole right to such food.

Verb, "to clubroom table": the act of placing food on the clubroom table. Clubroom tabling food is only a good idea when you are bribing friends to crew your show under the guise of being "friendly".

"Mate I just Clubroom Tabled thirty quid of Sainsbury's snacks. Terrible idea. My producer will never agree to reimburse me."

"Shit dude that's a lot of pizza. Just shove it on the clubroom table, it'll be gone in an hour."

by WillWorkForStash July 29, 2016