Toolcock

A very powerful name in the southern part of the United States. The Toolcock's began as a family of farmers in Louisiana. During the Civil War, conflict began around the Toolcock's farm because of the fact that they used African slaves to help harvest their crops. Thomas Toolcock became a very highly ranked general in the Confederate Army, but his fame was short lived because of the Confederate's loss. As of now the Toolcock name is highly respected the world over as a food company, Thomas's great granddaughter, Eleanor Toolcock is the CEO of Toolcock Homegrown Foods.

That man is a regular Eleanor Toolcock.

by Lt. Weewee November 24, 2010

Toolishness

An act of foolishness performed by a tool of a person.

Lindsay Lohan's "toolishness" is beyond compare.

by Excellante December 8, 2010

Tooloucher

Combination of a tool and douchebag. Usually male.

Weston tried to say he got it in but he doesn't even have condoms, he's a definite tooloucher

by southsideraiders August 13, 2011

toolbox

n. the car a tool would drive. example: a tricked out subrau with a huge fin and uber loud sound system.

Did you see that toolbox just now, speeding down the street?

by ihatetools16 November 11, 2011

Toolbox

box of tools

"A toolbox fell on my foot along with me falling three time gotta get it checked."

by summer Murphy August 14, 2016

Toolbox

Someone whom you like because they have absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever

That dude is a total toolbox

by Fishbowl1976 June 27, 2017

tooloostuut

when you fart too loosely

I had a tooloostuut while shopping and the wax came off the floors.

by xxxuglyxxx December 10, 2017