Thor's Hammer

An act of masturbation in which a male individual grips the shaft of his erect penis in one hand, leaving the head exposed. Then, the other hand is balled into a fist, and forcefully smashes the head of the individuals penis, like a hammer.

Oh damn, I shouldn't Thor's Hammer anymore, my boober is starting to turn purple.

by takeitupanacho May 12, 2016

thor

stupid idiot who is probably smell bad

retard thor

by hannah dorton skrrrt December 7, 2018

thor arnold

generally a good buy who tends to have hugh lengths in both muscular and penis size.

wow, i wish i was thor arnold

by akasd asdaske January 29, 2017

Thor

An imbecile who seems to think that he would be a better ruler than our lord and saviour Loki Laufeyson.

"I AM THE GOD OF THUNDERRRRRRR!!" ~Thor

by Willow Laufeyson September 14, 2018

Thor Odinson

Thor is quite incompetent. That lord of sparkles could have used his little sparks to save his darling brother Loki.
That mule. He should put on a shirt.

Thor Odinson is a little pussy.

by Loki The Top Dawg May 25, 2024

become an aqua thor

Basically same as toaster bath, but with a spark of intellegence.

Jeff: "go commit toaster bath" Anderson: "Become an Aqua Thor Nigga Jeff" Jeff fucking dies lf ligma.

by EHZD March 5, 2021

thor

A long hair bitch with his bob the builder hammer

thor my guy right here

by zzk May 13, 2019