Toastersexuality

Being attracted to toasters.

rob: I am Toastersexual
tom: WOW ME TOO, I love being attracted to toasters.
Morgan Freeman: Toastersexuality, Being attracted to toasters.

by Arandomboi July 23, 2018

Toaster

toasters are a famous invention most commonly used for bathing, making toast/waffles/pancakes/toaster stroodles/pop-tarts/forks. (note that if your gender is bread then you most likely are into toasters, literally)

Mario-"you know what they say. all toasters toast toast."

by im in school right now no joke October 25, 2018

post-toast

an hour or so after you are no longer stoned, but still feel kinda spacey and out of it.

i was so post-toast at dinner today, but i just told my mom i was tired and it was chill

by lookatthisbullshit October 3, 2010

Various toast

The best dinner to have when no dinner is planned or when you have no cheese!

It involves 3 or more pieces of toast with a minimum of 3 types of toast toppings.

I had various toast for dinner tonight - 4 pieces of toast, white, with Vegemite, Peanut Butter, Fig Jam, Honey!

by VariousToastMan April 15, 2011

Popped Toast

When a male, suddenly pops a raging hard on, and has an urge to have anal sex with his toaster

Jacob: Damn, Brandon just popped toast
Alex: ya hes a freak, hes super freaky

by The Fapmaster August 19, 2011

little toast

A verb used to describe the feeling of being warm, happy, content, comfortable and full. Usually occurs before falling asleep.

While wrapped in a blanket after a delicious meal - "mmm, I'm being a little toast."

by tealight7 November 3, 2011

Tuna Toaster

when a man wraps his erect penis is a warm towel (between 98 and 103 degrees F), warms for approximately 3 minutes, unwraps and inserts into vagina. This action results in a perfectly toasted tuna.

"Hey honey, my vagina is really cold. Could you give me the tuna toaster?"

"Oochie in my coochie! I just got tuna toasted!!"

by Beanandbear December 15, 2011