smoltitasking

The act of smoking and doing work at the same time. Similar to the word multitasking.

Boss: "Are you smoking or are you getting your work done?"
Worker: "I'm smoltitasking sir."

by Mackattackkkk February 22, 2013

swoite

A heavily exaggerated Australian way of saying "sweet". Having the same definition as "good" and "nice", this version sounds more brutal and masculine.

Man 1: "Drank a keg of VB. Shit taste, but"
Man 2: "Swoite, mate!"

by jhubeJELLO September 1, 2013

swolid

A combination of sweet and solid, used to describe a positive aspect.

Wow that game was swolid!

by asmalldancingcat1 December 19, 2013

swolechella

Getting ripped, buff and/or swole specifically because of the music festival, coachella.

I'm trying to get swolechella broski
Are you getting swolechella too?!

by Selvino88 March 6, 2014

Stoltzing it

The act of attempting the worst possible solution to a problem, and somehow making it work

Guy1: DUDE! HE IS GUNNA DIVE FOR IT
Guy2: He'll never make it.
Guy1: Maybe if he is stoltzing it.

by Nephtes July 27, 2014

Swoleversary

The annual recurrence of a date marking when you decided to stop being a little bitch and started hitting the gym and changed your life in a positive manner. And got swole as fuck.

Dave: Yo Steve! Looking pretty swole bro!
Steve: Thanks bro, yesterday was my Swoleversary! I can't believe I've been lifting for 3 years already!

by patricksavon March 11, 2016

Swole Souls

Dark Souls, with a buff avatar. Them undead souls are not the only snack around.

Are you playing Dark Souls? No, Swole Souls, my avatar is such a snack.

by scarletmay13 June 2, 2018