Trench Surgery

Any informal surgical procedure conducted by friends or family with unorthodox, unclean and oftentimes inadequate tools.

Usually, the said procedure relieves very little symptoms and leaves you in more pain than when you started.

Bloke 1: “Asked my mum to get a massive splinter out of my foot. She used toenail clippers and just ended up pushing it in further.”

Bloke 2: “Ahh the old Trench Surgery didn’t go as planned hey?”

by BoiBoi747 March 23, 2021

fucky wucky surgery wurgery

When the surgeon SERIOUSLY fucked your shit up.

P1: Hey man how did your wisdom teeth removal go?
P2: Dude, the surgeon sucked. Was a total fucky wucky surgery wurgery; he removed all my teeth!

by SlenderSword January 3, 2021

Dude Perfect: Surgery Edition

The act of attempting to drop a syringe into a patient from another story of a building.

Welcome to Dude Perfect: Surgery Edition, let’s see if this syringe makes it.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

They did surgery on a grape

It started when "they" did surgery on a grape to show the precision of “Da Vinci surgical system”. For some reason instagram user "simpledorito" posted a picture of an instagram screenshot where everything is written "they did suregery on a grape".

I was today years old when i found out that they did surgery on a grape

by Rrcndkvjeighcjdmmdjcmrmffjjvmf November 25, 2018

Butt Hole Surfer

1) a member of one of the truely awesome bands of our time.

2) anybody who likes putting their wang in other peoples rectal passages for pleasure or profit. (i.e. a practitioner of anal sex)

1) Gibby Haynes

2) just about every respectable perv I know, myself very much so included...

by Kenneth July 29, 2004

tommy john surgery

When a woman over 35 gets breast enhancement surgery. Like an aging pitcher, she's looking to get back the 'mound presence' she had as a younger woman.

When Janette realized she still hadn't yoked a man with the one ring of doom, and the big 3-5 was right around the corner, she booked herself an appointment for Tommy John Surgery.

Demi Moore defies aging by working out like a champ, and still hasn't needed Tommy John Surgery

by Blabbidy July 9, 2011

Fat Surfer

A man who must ride waves of fat before he can have intercourse with an extremely obese woman.

Your daddy is a fat surfer because your mother is so fat that before your daddy can make love to her he must first slap her thighs and then ride the waves in.

by Dane Eidson January 12, 2009