The act of simultaneously alternating between / (forward slash), \ (back slash) in a back & forth sewing-like fashion. Usually done just for fun.
by A.G. Zhark May 10, 2022
Get the Stitching mug.A person who makes a point of pursuing underaged partners. The term is derived from a combination of Statutory (as in statutory rape) and Sketch (as in sketchy). A person who is statch may be a former member of a group or organization who returns many years later, attempting to fit in, as a means of finding girls under the legal age of consent.
People of college attending age or older dating people of high school age.
People who attend adolescent gatherings over the socially acceptable age who attempt to persuade younger participants in sexual exploits.
People who pursue 'jail bait'.
People who look very much older than their partner, especially if their partner looks very youthful.
Person 1: "Did you see Mike over there hitting on that high schooler?"
Person 2: "He is so stach, he is old enough to be her dad!"
Person 1: "That guy is totally statch"
Person 2: "Why does John's parties always attract these pedophiles?"
Person 1: "Jason's girlfriend is so statch"
Person 2: "Why, because she used to be his babysitter?"
People who attend adolescent gatherings over the socially acceptable age who attempt to persuade younger participants in sexual exploits.
People who pursue 'jail bait'.
People who look very much older than their partner, especially if their partner looks very youthful.
Person 1: "Did you see Mike over there hitting on that high schooler?"
Person 2: "He is so stach, he is old enough to be her dad!"
Person 1: "That guy is totally statch"
Person 2: "Why does John's parties always attract these pedophiles?"
Person 1: "Jason's girlfriend is so statch"
Person 2: "Why, because she used to be his babysitter?"
by shakeyjay January 19, 2010
Get the Statch mug.1. An extremely ugly person with a very large forehead, buckteeth, grayish blond hair, and no personality.
2. A dingleberry.
3. A person who took a major fall, cracked their head open, got stitches in their head, and now drools uncontrollably.
2. A dingleberry.
3. A person who took a major fall, cracked their head open, got stitches in their head, and now drools uncontrollably.
1. That stitchhead is such a loser!
by Meredith Libbey January 3, 2009
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Get the stitches mug.while fucking u slip and rugburned your dick and proceed to share this important information with your friends!!!!!!!!!!!!11
by ODIES GUNTING December 13, 2009
Get the dry stitched mug.stitch is a shorter term in place of the longer phrase of "stupid ass bitch" or "Stupid Bitch". Hence STupid (Ass can be insterted anywhere if need be) then bITCH, ending up with STITCH.
Damn, your mom is a stitch.
by Tony July 17, 2006
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