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stitched up 

Stitched up: Being lied to or mistreated, being told something by someone and they do the opposite of what they told you.
Person A: I got Stitched up by my friends
Person B: How?
Person A: I invited loads of my friends over to my house and it's been an hour an they haven't shown up. So I asked them where they were and they'd invited loads more people to their house.
stitched up by Princess Shalorflorf December 4, 2016

Stickhead 

When a person is acting or talking without making sense of what they are doing
Yo Bro 2 X 2 is 4 not 8, you a stickhead
Stickhead by Honzonical Genius August 25, 2017

stitched lips 

having "stitched lips" means that won't tell on your affiliates for doing dirt
usually used within gangs or criminal organizations
"Stitched lip society"
"I kept em stitched lips bro"
stitched lips by misfortune December 15, 2017
A girl that has been hurt by guys in past relationships, and "healed stronger" therefore doesn't get hurt by guys anymore. She generally has a carefree attitude and doesn't care about one specific guy to a large extent. She doesn't allow herself to become attached to a guy again.
That girl didn't cry over me when we broke up because she is stitched.
stitched by BeenStitched17 June 13, 2013
To tie everything together nicely. When things that don't necessarily go together somehow fit.
"That chick's outfit is so stitched!"
or
"You two are so different but you are a totally stitched couple.
stitched by Diva_Danae July 16, 2008

stickhead 

when someone is letting their ego expand and get the "better" of them so they become very annoying/irritating

or to insult someone but not too harshly to the point where they hold a ~massive~ grudge against you
(also can be used when someone likes annoying people)
Shut up you stickhead
Stop being a stickhead
Man, you really are a stickhead
Him, oh he's a stickhead
Obviously she is a stickhead
Do you really have to be a stickhead about it?
stickhead by pseudopodier October 11, 2022
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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