Student Services

A place in your college where students go to wait in line indefinitely and receive no service.

First Year Student: "I'm going to go to Student Services to get information and help with financial assistance!"
Fourth Year Student: "Haha, yeah...good luck with that."
*6 hours later*
First Year Student: "MOTHERFU--"

by Mostly Joking February 10, 2015

Kearsley Student

A bunch of dumb ass thots that think they’re cool when really kearsley is thought of as a trashy school full of poor idiotic childish kids. Everyone at kearsley accuses their friends of doing things that they didn’t do and every student has a new group of friends every year because they switch up so much they can’t keep the same people around.

“Yeah im a Kearsley Student”

“Poor bitch ass thot” *runs away*

by frosting loving November 3, 2019

Student Council

We somehow do nothing but are also stressed and overwelled.

Person: Dude, you look terrible
Student Council member: Yeah, I've got a lot I need to do

Person: Oh, can you help do something useful?
Student Council member: no

by It's a cow luke May 4, 2021

Smush of Students

A group of students attemping to organise themselves or an event, usually getting side tracked and distracked rather than getting on with it (often with innuendo or just weird conversations).

A smush of students were trying to sort out a birthday party, but kept on just telling dick jokes instead.

by FaceSmush January 28, 2015

Troy Student

A person that is depressed on a daily basis and exists in another existence, not knowing the horrors of your mom.

You look like a troy student.

by Pelithi W.C December 16, 2022

Exchange student

Hot mysterious person with the HOTTEST. VOICE. EVER. ENTP, ENFT, CHARMING. SUDDEN HOT TENSION. what in the Wattpad is going on.

Oh is it the guy that curb stomped brittany last year.

NO ITS THE EXCHANGE STUDENT

by Weeniestweener November 21, 2022

Exchange Student

The best fucking people you are gonna meet in your life time. They are hot af, fun to be around and they have a very funny accent. My number one tip to be friend them is to offer them a ride. They would love you forever if you did that. Don't catch feelings tho, it's a bad idea. We don't want people crying too much before we leave.

Have you seen the new Exchange Student, She is so hot omg!

by funny spanish bitch November 24, 2021