Strawberry

1. (n) A delicious fruit and despite being called a "berry" it can be quite large. Strawberries typically are very tart and sweet. They are recognizable due to their red heart-like shape and its many visible seeds covering its outside.

2. (n) A prostitute. A woman who sells her "strawberry" for money. The money earned will then be used towards purchasing drugs, and then the process repeats.

3. (n) A minor scrape or cut inflicted on one's body, often caused by falling down on pavement. Not a serious gash, but it will produce some blood so that when it heals, it causes the skin to be covered with little specs of scabs and dried blood; hence, a strawberry-like look.

1. "Mmmm! That woman sold me her strawberries and they were delicious!"

2. "Mmmm! That woman sold me her strawberry and it was delicious!"

3. "Yesterday I tripped and got a few scrapes on my leg, today I have a strawberry."

by DoctorDouchebag December 31, 2009

Grasping at Straws

Making wild and often times unbelievable assumptions or using far fetched ideas and possibilities to reach the desired conclusion.

The police were trying to make a conviction, but they were just grasping at straws.

by Gramarye June 16, 2008

Strasburg Virginia

Small town in Shenandoah County, Virginia. A rural mountain valley paradise for many people aiming to settle down or escape the hustle and bustle of urban areas. With an average of 150 in each graduating class, everyone knows everyone. The town has holiday celebrations such as Mayfest, Octoberfest, and the Christmas Parade which many towns don't, and that's one thing that makes Strasburg great. It does have its fair share of drugs, sluts, and trashy kids but sorry kids, those are everywhere. Otherwise, from seeing the mayor's smiling face to watching Rec League soccer down at the park, this little town is the friendliest around.

Name a place without a walmart.
Strasburg Virginia!

I feel like going to a parade, but it's may.
Go to Strasburg, Virginia!

I want to know everyone in my school.
Head on down to Strasburg Virginia!

by Strasburgian December 6, 2010

Strawberry Skittles

A euphemism for the popular lad part Nipples

" Dude did your hand up there? "
" Yeah man I was nibbling on those strawberry Skittles"

by Hughes Elite February 17, 2009

Strawberry Weed

Also known as: Strawberry Cough, Strawberry Smooth

70% Sativa
30% Indica

A strain of weed that, despite having nothing to do with the strawberry plant itself, tastes/smells of berries, prompting the name strawberry weed.

"Woaaaah, strawberry weed, it looks like weed but it tastes like strawberries. Duuuuude."

by theskyisfallingdown April 18, 2010

Strawberries are red get over it

This is a simple phrase that you should remember as you will find it helpful in later life. If you are offended by the fact that strawberries are red, please get over it because it is a fact that they are red! If you disagree with this please get support.

A: strawberries are green, I will not settle for anything else
B: umm no they are not
A: what
B: strawberries are red get over it!

by Itellthetruthpeeps July 18, 2019

Pissed on her strawberries

To upset your girlfriend or spouse with your careless or drunken behaviour. It can also be used humorously for anyone ruining a situation, particularly social events with friends.

Why is Regina not speaking to Andy today?"

"Mate, last night after the pub he went and pissed on her strawberries."

"What a dick."

by opfawcett August 24, 2015