scoonage

An often larger than expected bag of the tastiest treats available at Parker's Market in Savannah, GA. The "scoonage" can be found at the center of the store in large clear jars.

Murdoc: Yo Tweezy we need to get that scoonage bro.

Tweezy: scoooooooonage

Shrek: hey man, hit this.

by DirtyFeet February 4, 2009

Soon to Bae

When someone is slowly becoming your bae

John: "Hey, are you and Sam together yet?"
Chris: "No, but shes Soon to Bae"

by conker19 June 30, 2014

Scooney hole

Slang for pussy

You could park an suv in Amy's scooney hole cause it's so loose

by Boot in the hoof March 12, 2017

Scoonier

The word Scoonier can be used to describe many different types of people. The most common use of the word scoonier is to describe someone who is so bad at something they are doing and they demonstrate how bad they are. The other meanings of scoonier can describe someone that is extremely stupid, lame, weak, and petty. The word scoonier can also be used as a substitute for the word "noob"

"You damn scoonier..."
"That dude is a scoonier"
"Can you stop being a scoonier"

by PuntYourPayments June 23, 2017

scoonrat

A sneaky thot ass hoe that is always lurking for some dick.

This scoonrat keeps hitting me up to fuck but she’s grimy so nah

by Heyangie November 8, 2017

sooner drip

When one puts lighter fluid up their asshole and then proceeds to squat over a fire.

Big mike burned his ass hairs trying to sooner drip.

by Asseater37 February 2, 2018

Soon

A word Shawn Mendes uses to psych up his fans, almost making them die in anticipation of when the next album is coming out.

My album is coming soon.

by .not.artificial. May 9, 2018