scatch

portuguese boys between the ages of 15 and 24, usually titled with generic names, including matthew, mike, derek, samuel, etc. these young men mostly have common portuguese last names, such as pereira, or anything ending with "ereira". these young men are usually of sub-par intelligence, but have overall good intentions.

check out that scatch trying trade a quarter for two fives! what an00b hax0r.

that scatch is totally dumb, but may have good intentions.

i bet that scatch's first name is matthew. and i bet his last name is pereira.

by andrewLOLMATTHEW! January 15, 2006

Chewbacca Snatch

A vagina that has an excess amount of pubic hair (pubes). The large amount of hair resembles Chewbacca, a hairy wookie from Star Wars. A Chewbacca Snatch is never a pleasant sight.

If you or anyone you know happens to have a Chewbacca Snatch, please take immediate action by shaving the vaginal area or telling the person to shave the area.

Bob: So how did your date with Susan go?
Charles: Well I was going down on her, but the bitch had a Chewbacca Snatch, so I put her pants back on and walked out the door.
Bob: Brutal.

by WhiteyMcWhitster June 20, 2006

Action Satchel

An alternative name for man-bags that was invented to make insecure men feel less effeminate about owning what is essentially a handbag.

Clutching his action satchel, Timmy barged through the closed wooden doors and out into the storm.

"I'll show those lousy lumberjacks who's a real man," he shrieked, stomping his foot against the floor like some sort of wet sissy grasshopper. "I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM!!!"

by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011

snatch diving

The art of licking a woman's Snatch.

'My jaw hurts, i was up all night snatch diving.'
'Fancy a spot of snatch diving?'

by James And Stuey June 14, 2008

snatchassty

1. the state of a vagina which has been recently tainted by a less fortunate bowel movement.
2. the condition of the crotch of a female that feels more than simply "not so fresh"
3. a case of monkey butt in females that surpasses the definition of baboon ass.
4. Anything that can be described to be as disgusting as a foul snatch.
5. A woman whose vaginal health or cleanliness is questionable.

That hooker looks pretty snatchassty!, Ugh, I have had the runs all day. I feel pretty snatchassty.

by imaluma December 3, 2010

Snatch Mullet

Like the original "mullet" business in the front, party in the back design. The snatch mullet consists of abnormally long pubic hair at the lowest portion of the vagina, beside the lips, flowing back to the anus, with a teased, short perm around the clitorous.

I was gonna go down on Linda, but pillow pants jumped out of her snatch mullet!

by fubar1234567 January 26, 2011

snatch mechanic

noun \ˈsnach\ \mi-'ka-nik\

1 : any medical doctor specializing in obstetrics and gynecology
2 : an obstetrician/gynecologist with poor bedside manner and a profusion of promiscuous—and continuously pregnant—working class women

Richard Gere's role as the illustrious 'Dr. T,' in 'Dr. T and the Women' is an example of a fictitious snatch mechanic. Jason Statham, despite strong associations with both 'Snatch' and 'Mechanic,' is not one such example.

"Brittani says she goin' to her snatch mechanic Thursday on account she's got the clap again."

by Orbyss November 13, 2011