cunt-spastic

Cunt-spastic (adjective-noun), a person or persons (cunt-spastics) who ignored social distancing rules during the United Kingdom lockdown for the COVID-19 pandemic and routinely and knowingly broke the 2m rule for coming within 2metres of a person that is not a part of their household.
Not to be confused with the term spastic joey as this merely refers to a person who is broken.
Where particular emphasis needs to made simply adding the word fucking will work well, there are many adaptions for this and would work well in many regional dialects.

Our lass, look at those cunt-spastics standing outside that shop
Step away from my shopping trolley you cunt-spastic
No! I will not massage your genitals, I've never met you before you cunt-spastic

by DampDavy April 24, 2020

El Spastico

1) A match between two absolutely diabolical football clubs
2) Ipswich Town vs Norwich City

We’re just 10 minutes away from kick off here at Carrow Road for today’s El Spastico between Norwich and Ipswich for 17th place in the Championship table

by fox biscuits April 9, 2022

spastard

Not quite a spatic, not quite a retard, but god are they fucked up!

Daniel is a spastard

by Shaun Walker March 2, 2005

spastic

1. A person with cerebral palsy
2. A sexy, suave, witty Australian man

Do not corrupt the word "spastic", you American and British scumbags

by Super_Spastic October 6, 2003

spastica

james the bum-fucking gay porn watcher.

james is a spastica who loves men.

by caithriona April 11, 2005

spoat

A game played by 5-25 people in mote park, usually involving a ball and two goals, more commonly known as football. Derived from the word sport whilst in the shop

"Lets go play some SPOAT"

by mArtAn pArtAn September 20, 2006

Archie is a spastic

its pretty much just for kids named

archie

Dave: did you hear, Archie is a spastic?
Igor: But yeah i am too!

by Definitely not Al May 2, 2021