Solomonfp

The best Solomon and Barbatos stan in the whole world. Can’t forget being one of the funniest Solomon and Barbatos stans as well.

Solomonfp is the best

by Andit’strue July 10, 2021

solomon shuffle

visiting all of your teachers on the tuesday before grading closes to turn in every assignment that was due that quarter.

He's doing the Solomon Shuffle, he still has to visit Lowry to turn in 3 labs and Ms. Lutz to turn in 2 essays before 3:29

by frank mcsmucker December 3, 2021

Salmon Cowbell

aka Simon Cowell

Have you seen Salmon Cowbell on AGT last time?

by ilikecarrots28 May 14, 2022

sockeye salmon

very similiar to the flailing salmon but the sex is anal rather than vaginal.

After years of perfecting the Flailing Salmon, Jim finally got up enough nerve to try the Sockeye Salmon. He dropped more loads than UPS.

by feeldasteel October 14, 2008

Awkward Salmon

Similar to the popular term "Happy salmon" the Awkward salmon is the act of placing your hand between another individual's legs and just holding it there without moving your hand back and forth in the happy salmon motion. The Awkward Salmon quickly escalates the awkwardness level of the happy salmon.

"Dude, he totally just gave me the awkward salmon, wasn't even the happy one...just straight up, awkward."

by allie7715 October 13, 2014

Sneaky Salmon

The action of sneaking up behind an unsuspecting individual and then inserting one hand between that person's knees and then slapping the insides of their legs while traveling upwards, mimicking a salmon swimming upstream.

Hey bro, can you video this dudes face while I dish him up a sneaky salmon.

by Fat2Flat April 23, 2017

Aggressive salmon

When a man or woman gets slapped across the face with another mans limp penis like a hungry bear does during a salmon spawning feeding frenzy

She really wanted round two last night, but I had to unleash the aggressive salmon

by Battered July 8, 2017