snardlump

Most commonly heard in northern climates; defines the annoying clump of compact snow that collects in wheelwells of automobiles. Removable only with a good kick from a well booted foot. Also, anything that impedes progress in a timely or smooth manner.

I can't finish this essay; I've got snardlumps on the brain.

by zippy March 8, 2005

snarfalarkus

An alternative word to the word 'said' in the, 'that's what she said' jokes.

That's what she snarfalarkus!

by Ergonina March 23, 2011

Burp snarf

Is to burp then sneeze then fart at the same time

I will burp snarf at your face

by The best thing April 18, 2017

Snarfleblast

The counter to the dreaded dutchoven.
While being the recipient of a dutchoven, one inhales as much of the ass-gas as possible, releasing it only after escaping by blowing it into targets face

Last night my boyfriend tried to give me a dutchoven, but I countered his punk ass with a snarfleblast.

by vux December 25, 2007

Snarkotunities

Deliberately engaging in a lame or boring activity (e.g. watching a terrible movie, going to a wedding reception for people you don't like, or attending a Coldplay concert) for the express purpose of making fun of said activity. The television program Mystery Science Theater 3000 had the bad movie version of this down to a science. Simply, the opportunity to snark.

The matching questions on that dating site are terribly inane but answering them provides plenty of snarkotunities.

I was pretty confident that "Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!" would be a crappy film, but the snarkotunity potential was too high to pass it up.

by Mike B. & Dr. Bex November 18, 2011

ball snarf

The nasty smell that comes from your balls after not washing for a period of time.

I had very bad ball snarf while camping last week.

by Artcootosnarfic November 26, 2016

scarfel the snarflees

To suck ones nut sacks

Hey woman, why don't you come over here and scarfel the snarflees.

by Phantom Lover April 10, 2008