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snapchat

An app that used to be the best social media. Now its got a shit new update and I didn't even get a 'Happy Valentine's Day' off of team snapchat this year. Snapchat sort yourself out, we will all be waiting
Snapchat is becoming really fucked up now yano
by wankingiscool.org May 6, 2018
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snapchat limbo

When none of your fucking snaps will send for no damn reason
Hey man why didn’t you snap me back?”
“My shit is in fucking Snapchat Limbo”
by LionFucker March 13, 2021
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Snapchat whore

A Snapchat whore is someone who is always posting on there stories, sending streaks, and is always posting yolos. They can also be someone who has a private story just for there crush. Don't add these people because your phone will have millions of notifications.
Teacher : why are you on your phone
Snapchat whore: I'm sending streaks
Teacher: well stop!
Student 1: she can't she's a Snapchat whore
Snapchat whore : no I'm not its only the 6th time I sent streaks today
Student 2: it's only 9:30 am
by Ur°moms°gay November 26, 2019
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snapchat delusion

The delusion that comes with being on Snapchat and constantly thinking you look like your filtered version of yourself
Girl: Posts clearly filtered picture
Guy: Hey we know that really isn’t you and that you’re not really a cat
Girl: Dont be hating cause you think I’m cute
Guy: She clearly has Snapchat delusion

Girl: *snap* look at me shimmering and having day
by DD Alwhiney December 13, 2019
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Snapchat

1. A world wide social media source that is full of pre teen or teenage girls that have nothing better to do than lip sync to overplayed hip hop or pop songs or post over explicit videos captioned “mood” that displays grown folks twerking or getting hammered in the va jay jay by the specific other.

2. It is also a very great app for loners as they have streaks where you can try to keep the highest score with complete strangers that can be killers for all you know just to post on their crappy story “ 100 with whatever the fuckers name is”
3. Lastly a platform for f boys that get horny after family life and want to explore the female body
Dad: Y THEY HELL DIDN’T YOU CLEAN UP YO DAMN ROOM!!?
Snapchatter: I’m sorry I was busy lip syncing to Chun Li by Nicki Minaj
Dad: Gimme your damn phone
Snapchatter: Ugh take it
few moments later
Snapchatter: NOO I FORGOT TO ASK SOMEONE TO DO MY STREAKS
Snapchatter: *blows up*
by Staffordhoe347 August 27, 2018
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snapchat joke

A joke that only lasts three seconds.
Person 1:"I'm an alien, I mean what"
2 minutes later, while talking about living in another planet

Person 2: "Shhh don't blow their cover"
Person 3: "late response much? That was a snapchat joke"
by Julieeann March 16, 2016
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snapchat chain

It’s like a wallet chain but it’s designed to hold your phone to optimize Snapchat filters, quality and angle.
“Man I cant believe Ray managed to catch that moment on snap” “yeah dude he has a Snapchat chain”
by Mumdogmilli February 16, 2020
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