slurping the skunk

LICKING PUSSY

My boyfriend with a tiny dick was really good at slurping the skunk

by Cooder October 1, 2017

Stumping

when an amputee sticks their stump into a female vagina or asshole

Charlie: I was stumping this girl so hard last night

Jackson: Yo, babe can I stump you tonight?
Morgan: Of course, I want all 15 inches of your stump

by CHEEF QUEEF November 15, 2017

slurping knees

Where you slide up to someone you like and start slurping thier knees

I slid up to this hot man and started slurping knees.

by Mada 87 April 20, 2018

Stumping

The act of hopping from one tree stump to another. Like a trampoline but for people who’s family was too poor to buy a trampoline

Person A: “did you ever have a trampoline growing up?”
Person B: “no, but I did a hell of a lot of stumping”

by Snaggletooth24 August 4, 2018

slumpking

A heavy sleeper.

Jomar Villoso is the Goat sleeping, fattest slumpking i've ever met.

by Littydave September 18, 2018

sluminium

The practice of placing contraband up one's rectum for use later. Also known as 'corn binning' ass store, butt hide, rectum retreat

Rufus: how do I get my python across the border?'
Doofus: up your sluminium.
Rufus: Huh?
Doofus: Park it in the Hershey Highway.
Rufus: Huh?
Doofus: Shove it up your ass.
Rufus, Oh, right.

by humplet January 9, 2019

slurpin turpin

a boy from Arkansas who will provide you toe curling suction if you allow him to take a picture in your truck so he can claim its his. He loves fast in the furious and if hes angry will quote "blow your truck up " so do not spook him. He also hates everything he doesn't understand such as any other vehicle manufacture other than ford

wow is that slurpin turpin god for one ride in my dodge he gave it up all night

by mclitdick April 24, 2019