sluminium 

The practice of placing contraband up one's rectum for use later. Also known as 'corn binning' ass store, butt hide, rectum retreat

Rufus: how do I get my python across the border?'
Doofus: up your sluminium.
Rufus: Huh?
Doofus: Park it in the Hershey Highway.
Rufus: Huh?
Doofus: Shove it up your ass.
Rufus, Oh, right.

sluminium by humplet January 9, 2019

aluminium digger 

A young gold digger, coined by GloZell on

Dude 1: You don't want her she's a gold digger
Dude 2: She'd too young to be a gold digger, more like aluminium digger

aluminium digger by Jarvis <3 January 19, 2011

Aluminium Chloride Hexahydrate 

Aluminum chloride is the partially neutralized form used in cosmetic antiperspirants, while aluminum chloride hexahydrate is among the most effective antiperspirants currently available. It's chemical formula is AlCl3 and has a solid, white or pale yellow appearance.

Patient: "Doctor, can you diagnose me with Aluminium Chloride Hexahydrate?"
Doctor: "Bruh if u take that it will kill you."
Patient: "Oh."

Aluminium Chloride Hexahydrate by Vexacon June 16, 2021

aluminium 

How the entire world (except the Americans) say aluminium.

Why?

Because that's how it's spelled.

Brit: "Aluminium is the most abundant metal in the Earth's crust."
American: "You mean Aluminum?"
Brit: "No, I mean Aluminium. Moron."

aluminium by lord bastard February 22, 2008

Loser in Aluminium Foil 

1. What seems to be a great guy, but is actually the complete opposite.

2. A poor imitation of a soulmate/awesome guy.

Derived from the phrase:

"My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil"

Marquesa: I don't know why she's still dating him.

Calpurnia: I know, he's just a loser in aluminium foil.

Loser in Aluminium Foil by TeapotOfKarma April 14, 2009

Aluminium train 

Either the act or the sensation of intravenous cocaine use, due to the metallic rushing sound you hear when the drug crosses the blood-brain barrier. The ultimate rush accompanied by the ultimate tinnitus.

i shot too much llello last nite & all i could hear was the damn aluminium train.

Aluminium train by Fruitbat December 20, 2008

Aluminium 

A fictional metal invented by the British government to keep the rest of the world submissive.

Ted: I just made an aluminium hat! Trust me, I’m safe from the government

Tom: Did you say... aluminium?
Ted: Yeah, what’s the big deal?
Tom: Aluminium is how they control you. Use aluminum instead.

Aluminium by Kaichael June 21, 2018