Christmas shocker

When your hooking up with a girl around Christmas and you take a candy cane and shove the large end up their vagina deep enough until the short end goes up her ass leaving her Christmasly shocked and smelling like peppermint.

Dude Merry Christmas, I gave Janice the Christmas shocker last night. She loved it.

by Chuck or Die December 31, 2011

ground shock

That feeling that you get in your feet when you jump from a height

"Bro, I totally just got ground shock from jumping from that tree"

by dropbearpie November 7, 2013

analphalactic shock

Having a severe allergic reaction in the anus.

Steve is allergic to eggs! He found out when he got analphalactic shock.

by cwbiv July 24, 2017

Child’s lock

How quickly someone clenches their bum when someone fingers them. Normally a straight males preforms the act as a joke

Damn he has a good child’s lock, he clenched right away when I stuck them in him!

by Type1boi May 25, 2019

jessa shock

jessa and daniel are together and astrologically compatible according to their zodiac signs :)

oh did you hear about jessa shock?
yeah I did!! kinda ship them thooo

by avocado_ofc May 8, 2022

shock jock

Any radio personality who seeks to increase fame and audience size by sole virtue of acts or speeches aimed to cause public outcry.

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

the shocker

Two in the pink, one in the stink

i was shocked she didnt like the shocker?!?

by anonymous April 15, 2003