asphalt sleeping

1- To pass out drunk / high in the street.
2- To snore after getting knocked out in a street fight.

1- "That guy was just laying next to his 40 can of beer asphalt sleeping."
2- "He got knocked out with just one punch. Now he is asphalt sleeping it off."

by SHP April 17, 2005

3 fat people fucking in a sleeping bag

1: When it's far too hot to be comfortable. 2: When you walk between rooms or into a building and there is a sudden and drastic temperature increase.

Arizona in the summer is hotter than 3 fat people fucking in a sleeping bag.

by Stanton F September 14, 2008

Binge Sleeping

Binge sleeping is basically to sleep to pass long amounts of time even though one is not actually tired. Binge sleeping is also to sleep for certain amounts of time until the person or persons forgets something and/or it is no longer on their mind. Binge sleeping could also be what happens when someone is depressed and feel the need for exaggerated amounts of sleep. NOT napping.

Lilly was binge sleeping to forget the drama.

I was binge sleeping until the movie-date.

by LillyLizard26 July 24, 2009

Text Sexting

To have sex through text messaging.

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Ex:

Bob: Dude I was text sexting with Betty for like 3 hours on my new phone!

Billy: Hope you have unlimited texting.

Bob: Shit...

by Trina_The_Awesomeness December 9, 2008

sleeping with vassago

Accusation that someone is cheating, benefiting by performing sexual favors for the right people. The phrase originates from a MUD (Multi-User Dungeon, a text-based MMO) by the name of Materia Magica (originally Moongate), primarily run by a guy going by "Vassago". The phrase accused a player of benefiting by sleeping with the game's main administrator.

You seem to be getting pretty lucky lately. Looks like someone has been sleeping with Vassago.

by Sam Dalton June 30, 2009

The sleeping bag

The act of a man strechting his scrotum out flat and wrapping his entire package in it

When I looked back at him he was giving me the sleeping bag

by Og_mudbone April 2, 2009

Slexting

The Definition of "Sexting"....is the combination of sleeping and texting. When one is sleeping and recieves a text message and replies without being fully awake. Therefore the Next morning one will not remember Slexting nor have any idea what the Slext said.

Hey bro, last night i text you to see what was going on...and you replied "waffles"....whats up with that?

Fuck my bad guy, i was hella slexting you...

by Thizz Gabe April 14, 2008