ball slapping nag

1. A wife or girl friend who is always bitching at you

2. A rough riding horse, like in the movie "The Great Outdoors"

1. That ball slapping nag bitched at me to mow the lawn the whole time the race was on tv.

2. Hey trooper, where's that ball slapping nag you were riding on?

by rustyfalcon March 24, 2008

dick slapping

"Dick Slapping" is the act of using the penis as a tool of sexual dominance. The act itself is not exclusive to the male and often involves a female using the penis to carry out the act upon herself. The act symbolizes dominance of the male and the penis in sexuality and subservience or worship of the penis on the part of the female. The act itself can be initiated through request on the part of the female, forced or through foreplay. While the act itself does not fall under the practice of BDSM, it often times is used as a means of punishment, humiliation and domination. It is purely a psychological tool. Dick slapping should not be confused with Dick Spanking: an act that involves the female emasculating the male through the act of slapping his penis with her hand. Often times carried out with verbal degradation. It should also not be confused with Creaming: The act of slapping a vagina with the penis after internal ejaculation. The truest form of the act is when the male uses either hand to grasp the penis while holding the rear of the females head with the other, and striking the female with his penis over the entire surface of the face. Especially, the mouth. The origins of dick slapping is unknown.

M: Do you worship my cock bitch?

F: Yes. I worship your cock!

M: Do you deserve my cock?

F: No. I have been bad!

Dick Slapping female over mouth with dick!

by clithardwood October 31, 2013

Bitch Slapped

Getting hit across the face by the back of a persons hand, or getting slapped in front of a big group of people.

Zander called Miranda a witch and she bitch slapped him.

by Sami Tabbaa April 1, 2004

slappy ham

British term for face.

You should have seen his slappy ham when I ate his cold on the cob!

by murgatroyd.f May 22, 2011

daap slapped

What happens when you attend the University of Cincinnati and have classes in DAAP. Daap slapping usually refers to when you get slammed with a bunch of work, you suffer hell through a crit., or when you loose sleep from doing DAAP work.

"I got daap slapped yesterday in my drawing class. 20 renderings due by tomorrow."
"Have you seen the rest of our class? Did they all get daap slapped, or what?"

by every daaper January 24, 2009

slapped up

to be beaten up or slapped

Oh,you about to get slapped up

by rj ritchey December 5, 2003

Slappa Da Bass

To Slap the bass, originally playing the bass guitar really well. Can be interpreted as a motivational phrase. It is possible to slap the bass too hard, resulting in failure.

Person 1: DUDE JUST DO IT!!! SLAPPA DA BASS

Person 2: OKAY IM GONNA DO ITT YEE SLAPPA DA BASS

by slappadabass August 5, 2009