California Shuffle

The awkward shuffling and lunging that happens when one attempts to walk accross the path of a slow-moving car (usually in a parking lot). The pedestrian, in an act of benevolence, signals for the car to keep going, only to be waved on by the driver. Both the driver and the pedestrian then wave to thank the other, both thinking that it is there turn to go. Both go, only to realize the other is moving as well. What follows is a series of false starts by both parties. The driver's actions are similar to those involved in "yoking the whip", yet are in a completely different context and have a completely different rationale.

Where were you? I thought you were right behind us...

-Yo, I was about to follow you guys into Taco Bell but this fool coming out of the drive through had me doing the "California Shuffle" for like 5 minutes straight.

by Thisisjohnsmith April 10, 2007

short stuff

the slang term used to identify a person of below average height. ridicule of their height.

person 1: hey man
person 2: hey what's happening, short stuff...

by The Godfather22 March 15, 2008

Shuffle of Shame

The awkward move from the bedroom or lounge to the bathroom, trousers round ankles, desperately trying not to drip semen everywhere, which takes places after a badly planned wank.

I knocked out a crafty one the other morning, but had to do the shuffle of shame to clean up.

by Jay Oh Enn Oh December 17, 2003

smashing stuff to pieces

Smashing stuff to pieces is the process of taking a bludgeoning instrument (or your arms) and combining them with some stuff (any stuff will do) to make pieces. The pieces usually fly everywhere. The stuff is now destroyed.

ROWAN IN: "SMASHING STUFF TO PIECES"

In a display of insurmountable, pansy-busting testosterone, Rowan grabbed the iron-clad baguette and started SMASHING STUFF TO PIECES. When he had finished, Paris Hilton's flat had been entirely demolished and the dust was still settling over once-sleepy Boringsville.

by wmmw June 1, 2009

Shikari Shuffle

A dance manoeuvre made famous by the Hertfordshire-based band Enter Shikari, initially found in the music video for the song Destabilise and further displayed at live shows, in which lead singer Rou Reynolds, guitarist Rory Clewlow and bassist Chris Batten simultaneously bounce from left to right in a stationary position whilst keeping their legs pressed together.

Everybody was doing the Shikari Shuffle shuffle at the gig last night, it was nuts!

by Johnny'Sniper July 11, 2011

The Blue Stuff

The best of the best. Slang inspired by AMC's "Breaking Bad", in which the main characters Walt and Jesse make the most pure crystal meth around and due to the chemical formula of the substance, it is colored blue.

You gonna try out that new burger place in town? Their burgers are the blue stuff.

by nothere413 June 17, 2010

girl stuff

An expression used when trying to express you are on your period or anything resisted to that subject

"Babe did I do something wrong" " no it's not you it's just girl stuff"

by Areyoudumbbbbb January 3, 2017