One of life's biggest disappointments.It is the dejection/rage experienced by first time workers when they get their very first paycheck and realize they don't get to keep the entire $5.25 they thought they were working for.
by wolfbait51 April 26, 2011
The primitive yet ground-breaking game that was the precursor
to the sequel 'System Shock 2' which was way better.
to the sequel 'System Shock 2' which was way better.
System Shock won't run on my new computer without alot of tweaking because it's a dos game from way back when.
by Jim Butler March 15, 2006
euphoric feeling that is a result of close-up exposure to a really good-looking person, specifically Topcon Mike. Usually accompanied by an inability to concentrate, a feeling of light-headedness and uncontrollable smiling/giggling. Also causes a desire to scoop him up for both innocuus and illicit purposes. May also cause affected person to forget to breathe.
"After spending five minutes with Topcon Mike, I almost fainted from hottie shock! I totally couldn't think straight."
by K.M.S. April 09, 2007
When one swiftly penetrates the back of the throat with his penis then pulls out quickly and delivers his scrotum to the open gagged mouth.
Edward: Did you hear what Johnny did?
Jethro: No
Edward: He gave Susy the Shock and Awe, I heard she was pissed
Random Homeless Man: I heard she liked it
by LJ Dizzle January 11, 2007
When the use of a condom caused your penis to go limp because of their inhibiting and desensitizing nature.
Yo I was crushin this phat dime last week when all the sudden prophylactic shock set in. She told all her friends and now I can't even pay a girl to go out with me.
by Gunnat Nation December 05, 2010
A shock site is a site that will shrink your browser, make loud music/sound files play and flash pornographic(usually gay) images across your screen. This is a internet prank commonly used to trick new people into going to one.
Good examples are www.meatspin.com, www.lastmeasure.com, www.lemontubspin.com
Good examples are www.meatspin.com, www.lastmeasure.com, www.lemontubspin.com
new person:hey, how do i get to the posting screen for this forum lulz
guy:just go to *disguises link to a shock site as a link to a help topic*
noob: gee thanks
*a minute later*
noob:hey you asshole you gave me a virus!
guy:just go to *disguises link to a shock site as a link to a help topic*
noob: gee thanks
*a minute later*
noob:hey you asshole you gave me a virus!
by tehdragon23 September 17, 2008
A site which typically contains a single image or a single video, created for the sole purpouse of shocking/scaring/making ill, its victim. People then send the site to their friends/enemies, then point and laugh as they vomit blood from their eyeballs.
by genericusername June 15, 2008