Not the brightest shelf on the knife

One who is not the prime example of human intelligence; idiot

Bob: Did you see Lisa fall down those stairs?
Dan: Yeah, she totally tied her shoes together!
Bob: Wow, She's not the brightest shelf on the knife.

by <name>insert<name/> September 1, 2007

Shaffa

Tobacco, used in the netherlands in street language.

Pass me your shaffa.

by LickMyAss4times April 25, 2010

shelf park

(verb) To shelf park is to perform the practice of placing a space-consuming item (usually one that can be situated there for a justifiably significant amount of time such as a jug of milk or a box of beer) on a refrigerator shelf for the purpose of securing capacity for a potential future space-consuming food product to occupy.

A: Why is John's six pack still sitting in the refrigerator's bottom shelf corner?
B: He's probably shelf parking for the watermelon he's getting this week.

by Trubol October 31, 2011

shelf diving

When you're looking for something specific in a store, most commonly used with stuff that you
expect not to be there anymore. (Ex: discontinued items not taken off shelf yet)

"Bro, I had to do some serious shelf diving to find this box of cheese flavored Maruchans!"

by tricksterTime February 8, 2019

shelf death

(n.) the choice to give up on your crush because you've been put on the shelf for too long.

Humans tend to carry shelf lives of several months -- much shorter than that of canned foods. The average human will shelf die more than once in their life.

Luke is going through a tough shelf death after Mary stopped responding to his messages last month.

by nolandc September 2, 2019

shaffana

A girl that is a reliable friend will be there when you need her

Shaffana is what I call the baddest bitch I know

by •HxNnXh• February 9, 2021

shefina

a pretty girl who always clingy to her lover, she has a pretty cat eyes. she's a very mysterious girl, she's a good listener.

shefina is so gorgeous person ever!

by zighs February 12, 2021