Facebook Spanked

To be disciplined by a parent or grandparent on Facebook

Did you see Bob got Facebook Spanked by his mom?

Bob: I wish my wife could cook.

Bob's Mother: Maybe if you weren't such an inconsiderate little bitch then maybe she would learn.

by Weasel631 May 29, 2010

Shark spanked

The sexual act in which an individual will bite and then immediately spank the same area on another person.

Brad: dude last night she shark spanked me!

Ricky: no way! I can speak Spanish, which will help me in business!

by Ljbarrett June 30, 2016

Tater Spanked

"TO BE FUCKED UP" gone out of your mind, usually during a party including alcohol or drugs

Damn billy, we're so tater spanked!

by Tater Spanker March 21, 2017

Shamrock Shaked

When you get with a girl, but then she turn lesbian (or bi-sexual)

I know you was with her, but she likes girls now- you got Shamrock Shaked my dawg.

by Salvatore's Pizza January 25, 2018

alabama shakedown

When you shake a blind man or woman until they see again.

Bro, i was so drunk last night i gave some random person an alabama shakedown. It was enlightening for the both of us!

by pastafanatic31 September 15, 2020

Get sharked

Don’t care?

Get sharked.
Someone say stupid shit?
Get sharked.
Shark gif is not required but always welcomed.

"I tripped over a rock ☺️😰"
"No one asked, get sharked"

by Lyrre September 13, 2023

mr. shakedown

some big ass dudes roaming the streets of kamurocho and sotenbori who shakedown people for money (or be the ones getting shaken down by a man in a white pinstripe suit or a man wearing an eyepatch)

this mf mr. shakedown took all my fuckin money

by MemeLord4063 February 8, 2023