Selective Individualist

The proper term for someone who calls the rest of the world "sheep" and feels superior because he or she is "different" from them.

Selective Individualist: I'm better than you you conformist bunch of sheep.

Me: Hmm... I noticed you still conform to things like eating and breathing. If you truly wish to express dominance over me, stop doing those things A.S.A.P.

Selective Individualist: B-b-but... if I did that I would die!

Me: Sheep!!!!!

by He who shall not be named EVER July 2, 2009

Natural Selection

The process by which a man picks out the hottest girl in a group of girls, thereby 'selecting' her for mating and preserving her superior genes

How'd you find that hottie, Jim?

Easy, I just used good old fashion Natural Selection to zoom in on her!

by Mr. Ian Bailey December 18, 2007

Natural-Selection

Graphical fanboy community, occaisional serious members.

"Lets go chat in Natural-Selection, Flayra is so cool!"

by Mordain January 28, 2003

selectivly intelegent

stupid, or smart at certian things but basiclly an excuse for being a dumbasss

the boy got the easiest question wrong but said it was ok beacuse he is selectivly intelegent

by parrrrrvin April 12, 2004

Sleeching

a cross between watching something and sleeping

I dont remember much of the movie cuz i was sleeching.

by bigboyblackcock September 4, 2011

[Selective Hearing]

It's a way that the listener hear wad he wants to listen frm the speaker

She Says : Are You Freak To Listen To Rock?

You Say : Sorry I Cant Hear You (Selective Hearing)

by Pinak October 13, 2008

Selective Forgetness

The ability to 'forget' something just when the moment may suit the person.

"Hey, Elijah, you going out with Teresa tonight like you planned all month?"
"No man, her Selective Forgetness happened to kick in and she didn't ask her mom"
"Sorry man, I know you were really looking forward to it"
"Ya, but I don't want to be pulling a Teresa

by Vostroyan Pen May 25, 2009