shitzville

shitzville, a town everyone ends up in sooner or later.

I told my husband I was going to play bingo and he busted me at the bar,man I'm in shitzville.

by BK been there April 26, 2007

Bieber Seizure

The act of suddenly singing, talking, acting like, being a fan girl over, or obsessing over Justin Bieber.

I was sitting next to Alia when all of a sudden she started to sing "baby", by Justin Bieber, she was was having a Bieber Seizure.

Alia- "Baby, baby, baby oooooh,"

Valerie-" Bieber Seizure much?"

Alia-" yes... :/"

by Waldo i miss you March 3, 2011

seizure robots

robots that give you an epeleptic seizure

dude i was looking at this website and seizure robots popped up and i had a seizure

by Lord Xalian December 3, 2003

grandma-seizure

To stare off into spaze, and or associated with loss of stabilization and foundation.

My boy hit that bong so hard he went into a grandma-seizure

by YankIt07 April 20, 2010

tossed seizure salad

The act of tossing an epileptic person's salad, either performed mid-seizure or resulting in a seizure.

You're an asshole for tonguing that epileptic person's asshole.

I tossed an epileptic soyboob's salad yesterday. It tasted like hemp and granola.

I met the perfect guy last night at an epilepsy support group. We had coffee, bagels, and watched a delightful romantic comedy together. Afterward, we went back to my place for a night cap, turned on the strobes, and had some tossed seizure salad for dessert. It was delicious.

by Erykah Badu March 21, 2010

Seizure Salad

The retard's way of spelling Caesar salad.

Person on twitter: I had a seizure salad, it was good af.
Other person on twitter: You DENSE motherfucker...

by Intelligence001 December 30, 2016

Shitzophrenia

A shit which can turn from solid to liquid, or vice versa, without warning.

My sister did a hard shit, then a sloppy shit....reckon she is suffering from shitzophrenia

by Dave Bryan March 25, 2013