The sudden sharp, piercing itching sensation a man gets in his scrotum. Often completely debilitating, the itch must be scratched almost immediately to avoid injury.
I was in the grocery store with my wife when I got an attack of Acute Scrotal Itch (A.S.I.). The aisle was crowded so I had to duck behind my wife to get to it.
by sobonate December 10, 2012
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Person 2: That's what we call pulling a Flying Scotsmen
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An opening move in chess. It is performed by throwing the heaviest piece on the board (usually the Queen or a Rook) at the back of your opponent's head when they turn around to get drinks. If successful, this move causes an instant checkmate and prevents the playing of any further games against this opponent.
Person 1: "Oh snap, he just used THE FLYING SCOTSMAN TO DENVER!"
Person 2: "Oh man, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE!"
Person 2: "Oh man, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE!"
by cosmicllama December 11, 2010
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Person 2: No! What happened?
Person 1: He put old man scrote as his Kahoot name!
Person 2: No! What happened?
Person 1: He put old man scrote as his Kahoot name!
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Get the Scootsy mug.Fancy decorative clothing for a mans genitals, usually worn for special occasions. Scrotal attire can be underwear, jewelry, or a weave.
Becky- hey have you found any scrotal attire for the wedding yet?
Mark- yep! I bedazzled my homemade cod piece.
Mark- yep! I bedazzled my homemade cod piece.
by Magik Marker February 9, 2014
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