Scottish Girl 

Usually tall, fat, round-faced wearing too short a skirt, more fake colourings than you can count. Burka would be a blessing for your eyes. Broken faces.
Signed, a loving Scottish guy.

I had to vomit on my way here because I ran into a Scottish girl.
(Now that's a bit harsh. They aren't that bad. From, the loving Scottish guy.) (Most of them are that bad! From the German guy)(Definitely ugly, according to the Spanish guy) (Broken from the American guy.)

Scottish Girl by Devans101 May 21, 2011

scottish firecracker 

a hot sauce and pop rock encrusted penis...
that is all

hello Adrian, would you like to be nailed by my scottish firecracker?
-Chris Farley

scottish firecracker by bassplayer2493 November 6, 2009

Scottish Goodbye 

When you announce your intention to depart from a party and start saying goodbye to people, and you also try to get your friends to leave with you, but are ultimately unsuccessful and end up staying.

Randy began a Scottish goodbye - he's been telling people he's leaving for the last three hours and he's still here!

Scottish Goodbye by Travizzle October 7, 2014

scottish suthons 

When one gentleman is anally penetrating another, he stuffs both the penile shaft and testicles into the rectum. Following this, the 'giver' ejaculates, creating a "meaty filling".

Once the carnal act is completed, the 'giver' withdraws, but due to the sticky concotion, the reciever's rectum prolapses, crating a sleeve around the filling, which closely resembles a scottish haggis.

did you hear? Roy gave Bernie a Scottish Suthons. They had to call an ambulance.

scottish suthons by Cornelius Feltch February 26, 2011

Scottish Christmas 

When a man has lesbian sex with a women, made possible by the fact that the man is wearing a skirt, and that it is so cold out that his manhood has shrunken up inside of him, effectively making him a women.

She said she was bi but I don't believe her, because all she ever wanted was a Scottish Christmas

Scottish Christmas by S.E.X. Ed November 15, 2011

Scottish Rite Freemasonry 

The specific area of Freemasonry existing in plain sight home to some of the most foul of the dirtiest blood thirsty deviant perverse Satanic demon posessed portals to hell contriving leery eyed old men in white chaffeur caps who happen to have a thing for young blonde haired blue eyed guys, that being said of which are all extremely homosexual and more extremely closeted, home to where some of the most bizarre rituals are conducted whereupon dead bodies are odiously played with and skulls drank from like some raunchy party at Puff Daddy's. A venerable whorehouse of deceit and ogre like men, its generally a good idea to stay far away from the demon portals.

Ah no wonder that guy in Norway snapped and killed all those innocent people, he was with Scottish Rite Freemasonry.

Scottish Rite Freemasonry by 666357J753666 August 23, 2011

scottish bobsled 

getting fucked from behind right in the ass while the fucker and fuckee are both wearing kilts.

Have you ever tried the scottish bobsled? I can do it better than anyone. I can play the bagpipes while taking it in the coolie.

scottish bobsled by pepe July 30, 2004