bassplayer2493's definitions

Mexican Nesquik

the end result of a long night of munching spicy tacos, usually a chocolate waterfall of hot shit water.

i won the world taco eating contest last night! but i was later greeted with the dreaded Mexican Nesquik

by bassplayer2493 November 3, 2009

Norwegian Ankle Biter

while wearing a chain mail sock, you jam your foot in someones anus while they're listening to black metal on their ipod. you then proceed to remove the chain mail sock and slap them across the face with it leaving a poopy checkered pattern

i gave my buddy a Norwegian ankle biter last night, look at the poop marks on his face!

by bassplayer2493 November 5, 2009

gaza shit

during a battle with mexican nesquik style poop, water balloons are made from said poop, these balloons are to be dropped from buidings and airplanes

i took a gaza shit off my roof last night. my driveway reeks of ass.

by bassplayer2493 November 6, 2009

stanky thanky

when your ass hole thanks you after dropping a large shit

i recieved a stanky thanky last night, you should've seen the size of the fudge dragon i birthed, my ass was so happy, my toilet got pissed though...

by bassplayer2493 November 6, 2009

scottish firecracker

a hot sauce and pop rock encrusted penis...
that is all

hello Adrian, would you like to be nailed by my scottish firecracker?
-Chris Farley

by bassplayer2493 November 6, 2009

chilean chocolate sprinkler

stick a power washer up your ass to make yourself vomit feces, sending projectile poop through a tennis racquet into a crowd

i showed my buddies how to do a chilean chocolate sprinkler last night. it hurts like hell but its funny as fuck

by bassplayer2493 November 6, 2009

canadian dust bunny

a high end brand of Canadian merkins modeled after the pubes of alanis morrissette

i decided to go to quebec for my honeymoon, so i surprised my wife with a pink canadian dust bunny

by bassplayer2493 November 5, 2009