When you announce your intention to depart from a party and start saying goodbye to people, and you also try to get your friends to leave with you, but are ultimately unsuccessful and end up staying.
Randy began a Scottish goodbye - he's been telling people he's leaving for the last three hours and he's still here!
by Travizzle October 07, 2014
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Shoshanna used to be butch but now she's a Chapstick Lesbian - I think she's even wearing concealer!
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