by Big baws macgraw November 6, 2021
Get the cumberland scotch egg mug.1. A Scam, False Promise, or Major Disappointment.
2. A form of trickery where the perpetrator keeps their promise on a technicality but the end result obviously doesn't match reasonable expectations.
Based on 2024 incident in Glasgow Scotland where families had purchased tickets to enter an "immersive Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory exhibit" and were then handed a few jellybeans and told to walk through a sparsely and cheaply decorated warehouse.
2. A form of trickery where the perpetrator keeps their promise on a technicality but the end result obviously doesn't match reasonable expectations.
Based on 2024 incident in Glasgow Scotland where families had purchased tickets to enter an "immersive Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory exhibit" and were then handed a few jellybeans and told to walk through a sparsely and cheaply decorated warehouse.
"Now she's not answering her phone. I'm afraid she has taken you to Scotch Candyland."
"He told me his name was Steven and you his name was Bob... And now you find out that he has children in another country? What kind of Scotch Candyland is this!? "
"He told me his name was Steven and you his name was Bob... And now you find out that he has children in another country? What kind of Scotch Candyland is this!? "
by FLSqueezed February 27, 2024
Get the Scotch Candyland mug.by Harvey Prince May 29, 2021
Get the Inverted scotch egg mug.1. A vagina or vagina owner who is angry but optimistic; a fanny half-full.
2. The peaty smell of a vagina the morning after a night of drinking whiskey.
2. The peaty smell of a vagina the morning after a night of drinking whiskey.
by Chotello January 12, 2019
Get the Scotch fanny mug.A delicious (to some people) snack that consists of breadcrumbs around a sausage barrier, and in the centre is a boiled egg.
by Nottellingyoumyname123 June 1, 2022
Get the Scotch Egg mug.by infinitelytrue March 17, 2009
Get the scotch goose mug.Somewhat similar effect a "Whiskey Dick" though instead of being unable to get erect do to too much alcohol consumption, the man in unable to ejaculate due to alcohol numbing any sensitivity in his member.
Guy 1 "After we got back to her place from the bar Justine and I went at it forever but I just couldn't cum. I ended up just giving up and rolling over."
Guy 2 "What was she just that bad?"
Guy 1 "No she was great, I was just scotch blocked like a motherfucker."
Guy 2 "What was she just that bad?"
Guy 1 "No she was great, I was just scotch blocked like a motherfucker."
by QRant March 19, 2013
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