Russian Salsa 

The act of inserting a cheese grater in one's ass hole

Hey bro you want some Russian salsa

Russian Salsa by Rune_Gundersen December 10, 2013

keyboard salsa 

That grey/black (depending on how dirty you are) gunk on your keyboard after prolonged use.

May also accumulate on mice.

Man I hate my supervisor so much.... I'm gonna give him some keyboard salsa in his coffee

keyboard salsa by Steve Lewis February 1, 2004

Mexican Salsa 

A mexican salsa is a variation of a cleveland steamer, but delivered in a much more liquid manner. The name is obtained both by the resemblance to, and the food needing to be consumed, to produce the mexican salsa.

You hear about Bill? He went to surprise his girlfriend by waking her up with a cleveland steamer, but he was out all night drinking and eating taco bell so it was more of a mexican salsa

Mexican Salsa by chadsexington November 13, 2012

Humping the Chunky Salsa 

To fuck a large Mexican in the ass.

Elanzer started to Hump Nick's Chunky Salsa, then I left.

Humping the Chunky Salsa by Cyril June 5, 2003

Sassy Salsa 

The greatly feared 300lbs Mexican from the Pimp Ass Wrestling league in colorado. He has only 2 deadly moves...Sassy Splash, Sassy Bomb. He comes to the ring with a hash pipe, a cape and a Hat.

Holy shit its Sassy Salsa

Sassy Salsa by wo April 7, 2004

stink salsa 

The watery, chunky cousin of the stink pickle

I hit Taco Bell last night for dinner, and this morning, when I woke up, I sprayed the bowl with stink salsa. It looked like brewing up brown cheese

stink salsa by Muttley the Wonder Dog November 10, 2007

la salsa

to be saucy
(halfway bitchy)

Typically, girls are la salsa late in the evening when they are hungry.
Boy: Here's your peanut m&m's, sweetiestdarlinghoneybun
Girl: GIVE 'EM!
Boy: Jesus, I'm like 3 feet away...

la salsa by Everyone in the whole wide world January 16, 2008