Skorn

Video chatting with someone using the program skype while doing sexual things, including showing naked parts of the body. (Combination of the words SKype and pORN.)

Hey Becky, what did u do last night?
Well, once I finished my homework I went on skype and did a little skorning with Craig! he is so hott!

by thewonderfulaliceofoz December 11, 2010

sternomasturbatiod

A variation of flirtationship.
The clear evidence of sex being linked, and fired by the mind!
The combination of "sternomastoid" (a muscle in the neck) "Sterno" (canned heat)
& masturbation or one who does it ("iod", as opposed to "ter")!

"Light a Can of Playboy Sterno under that boy! He's on fire with a sternomasturbatiod passion!"

by /Duchamp August 19, 2008

President David "Stern" Palmer

The most stern being in the Universe.

Stern Palmer is God.

by President David "Stern" Palmer March 10, 2005

storny

when you’re stoned and super horny = storny

“man I’m really storny right now, i wanna suck dick right now”

by cherry.chapstik April 21, 2018

stornsjaka

to throw someone off a building

Person 1: "Oh My God, did you see that?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I can't believe he was gonna stornsjaka that guy!"

by random person on the interwebz April 14, 2021

Sternberged

Screwing up royally on purpose at work and having absolutely nothing happen to you.

I think being Sternberged means going from being a third-rate scientist in a clerical position at NIH with a hobby of indulging, and possibly sharing, Creationists' fantasies, to being wined and dined by Fox news and Coral Ridge Ministries, flown around by the DI, giving lectures to fundies and interviews for hefty fees, and possibly getting a do-nothing job for life at some Christian college. Not a bad deal if you're into that kind of stuff.

by tincture April 13, 2008

Stern John

1. Name often used during arguements to show ones displeasure at anothers opinion. Often used at the final resolution of said arguement.

2. Football from Trinidad & Tobago, currently playing for Crystal Palace.

After checking on line Daniel says "There you go, Paris is the capital of france, how'd you like that Stern John"

by Sir Tremalot August 6, 2009