Bryson Stott

He is the second baseman for the Philadelphia Phillies. He has a daughter on the way which makes every woman in the world jealous and want to kill his wife. Women of Philadelphia and Mays Landing watch the Phillies solely for the purpose to hear his walkup song and to see him hit home runs. Boyfriends hate Bryson Stott but can’t help appreciate his greatness.

Bryson Stott hit another grand slam, babe look away now!!!!!

by Jerbroks October 16, 2023

Emily Stott

A beautiful English girl with a big heart who makes your heart skip a beat when you realize you're lucky enough to share her space

Your Friend: Who is that girl over there? Should I go talk to her?

You: That's Emily Stott, she's too good for you man
Your Friend: Damn you're right

by matouille March 24, 2024

Pulling a Stoto

The ability to achieve success in the most ludicrous situations

Pulling a Stoto, Jake was able to avoid eviction and make rent by selling CDs to deaf children.

by Javier8674 September 23, 2010

Couldn't play a Note to save their strote

When someone can't play an instrument, then starts jamming random notes and they sound terrible

Wow this guy couldn't play a Note to save their strote

by S Shadic April 4, 2020