Turtle Spread

The sweat that accumulates in ones butt crack after long periods of time in a hot place. See also "swas"

its so hot in here, i have a plethora of turlte spread.

by Scrumtrilescentness July 2, 2005

Ghetto spread

The act of spreading ur ass cheeks to shit on the floor cos u can't afford a toilet or even a pot

I'm homeless and broke and can't use no public toilets due to covid so I ghetto spread down the local park

by Flipflap54321 April 29, 2021

ghetto spread

A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

When ghetto spread dies, we all die.

by seuneup May 28, 2021

spread eags

having a woman's legs partitioned to their full capacity, generally in a sexual context; short for spread eagle

My best friend's mom was waiting for me on the couch, completely nude and spread eags, as if she was about to give birth.

by bassmastamike May 10, 2009

Whore spreading

When a woman uses her belongings to take up space

She's whore spreading the whole table!

by tycpbdg September 12, 2019

Spread beagle

When a girl is laying on her back and her floppy tits fall to the side under her armpits and they look like an old pair of beagle ears.

I took that girl home from the bar last night and I couldn't get my nut because she had a droopiest set of spread beagle I have ever seen.

by Dogs anal July 1, 2017

spread susan

The act of laying on one's back spreading your legs and farting.

Hey man, come and light this spread susan style fart.

by Jordan Reindl March 2, 2008