Spleech

The act of mispronouncing, blending or blundering of two or more words, with an amusing outcome, which tends to occur under high sleep deprivation that mimics intoxication. The word spleech was derived from the very action itself.

Sebastian is no stranger to spleeching; when he wanted to borrow his friend's phone, he asked, "can I use your phlone (pronounced 'flown')?"

Broccolini spleeched when he said to his bro, "Yo, where the keys to my Furry (he meant to say Ferrari)?"

by Shirobi February 26, 2023

Splendid_CoolDude

Despite splendid_cooldude seeming like a self absorbed asshole, he is, actually, a cool dude. He’s very cool, I love him.
Also referred to as Splendid

Guy one: Did you hear about Splendid_CoolDude?
Guy two: yeah he’s so cool

by Not gunmancarl June 30, 2023

Reverse splenderson

When you convince your girlfriend you won’t climax in her, but then do it anyway.

WTF! Your reverse splenderson is gonna get me pregnant. I’m ovulating you douche bag!

by Clausen Balls June 2, 2020

Splamining your Spleeds

To describe having friends over and they're all stoned as fuck and doing dumb but funny shit

Wibigiblades..
Ok bro stop splamining your spleeds
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

by Aptolpraidolweeds December 9, 2020

Splendiferous

extraordinarily impressive; root word: splendor

His personality is splendiferous

by Lo jo April 21, 2008

speen

Someone who clings on to another; they stay attached for as long as they can. In terrible cases, the speen can seriously damage a persons life, it can even cause death. It can be used as a verb as well, as in someone speening onto someone else.

Kyle speened on to Lee.
"Help me think of a way to ditch the speen"
"Fuck you, speen"
Joe is speening on to Lee again.
Jack is a speen because he's always speening onto Kyle.

by Teez February 15, 2006

splendifferastic

Really amazing. So freaking amazing that a new word had to be made up to describe how amazing it is. A combonation of the words 'splendid' 'terrific' and 'fantastic'.

When Jason said that we were gonna watch Temple of Doom in class, I was like " That's splendifferastic!"

by lexx416 May 25, 2006