by Steve Nurse January 15, 2006
Get the Speed Dumpmug. The act of leaving a room, going to the bathroom (number 2) and then returning to the room in under 1.5 minutes.
Can also be spelled SPEED DUGAN.
Can also be spelled SPEED DUGAN.
by MJVcuse June 30, 2007
Get the Speed Dooganmug. When you masturbate as quick as possible by stroking your hand furiously and watching the porno two times the speed. You should be able to finish within 30 seconds.
by NotoriousGWN July 17, 2016
Get the speed rubmug. The speed at which the elderly travel; this can be 5-10 miles under the speed limit whilst driving or just moving very slowly in front of you. It is a very frustrating phenomenon.
by domesticus July 17, 2010
Get the speed of oldmug. When you don't have time to properly vet or test your products before unleashing them to the world, but in an act of hubris and perhaps a dash of malice, you release it on the world and hope for the best. Bonus points if you can get governments to mandate it.
We had to move at the speed of science to really understand what was taking place in the market. And from that point of view we had to do everything at risk. I think Dr Pfizer chief executive Albert Bourla, even though he’s not here, would turn around and say to you himself, ‘If not us then who?
by 🐸Pepe🐸 October 12, 2022
Get the speed of sciencemug. The resulting eye-watering caused by attaining a high speed on a motor vehicle without eye protection.
by Galaxie4271 December 27, 2007
Get the speed tearsmug. When you exit the highway and accidentally go 15 over the speed limit on a two lane road because you're used to going highway speeds
by DanTangelo March 20, 2021
Get the speed fatiguemug.