Speed Dump

The act of taking a normal sized dump in under 1 minute.

Steve "JT just took a speed dump."
Ian "What's a speed dump?"
Steve "It's what he does."

by Steve Nurse January 15, 2006

Speed Doogan

The act of leaving a room, going to the bathroom (number 2) and then returning to the room in under 1.5 minutes.

Can also be spelled SPEED DUGAN.

Yo Phil, did you really just take a sh!t that fast? Man that was a serious SPEED DOOGAN!

by MJVcuse June 30, 2007

speed rub

When you masturbate as quick as possible by stroking your hand furiously and watching the porno two times the speed. You should be able to finish within 30 seconds.

Person 1: I am a speed rub WR holder of 15 seconds!

Person 2: I can do it in 6.

by NotoriousGWN July 17, 2016

speed of old

The speed at which the elderly travel; this can be 5-10 miles under the speed limit whilst driving or just moving very slowly in front of you. It is a very frustrating phenomenon.

Aaaugh god dammit! Why won't she stop traveling at the speed of old! I've got stuff to do!

by domesticus July 17, 2010

speed of science

When you don't have time to properly vet or test your products before unleashing them to the world, but in an act of hubris and perhaps a dash of malice, you release it on the world and hope for the best. Bonus points if you can get governments to mandate it.

We had to move at the speed of science to really understand what was taking place in the market. And from that point of view we had to do everything at risk. I think Dr Pfizer chief executive Albert Bourla, even though he’s not here, would turn around and say to you himself, ‘If not us then who?

by 🐸Pepe🐸 October 12, 2022

speed tears

The resulting eye-watering caused by attaining a high speed on a motor vehicle without eye protection.

I was about to shift into fourth gear when the speed tears blinded me, and I had to back off.

by Galaxie4271 December 27, 2007

speed fatigue

When you exit the highway and accidentally go 15 over the speed limit on a two lane road because you're used to going highway speeds

I got pulled over last night for doing 55 in a 35. That speed fatigue will get you every time.

by DanTangelo March 20, 2021