Slippery Scorpion

When a man cums onto a floor and drags his wife by her arms over it, similiar to the scorpion act of mating.

Joe: Me and Louise are trying to have a baby, nothing seems to be working

Zac: Why don't you just give her a slippery scorpion?

Joe: Good idea! I'll do that tonight

by Sugar81 April 26, 2008

Slippery Gypsy

A.K.A Ear Cream Pie.
When a male's penis ejaculates inside the ear of a female, male or other.

Often confused with the Nasal Cream Pie (Slippery Hipster).
The Slippery Gypsy often occurs on a Valentine's Day night when an expensive present is bought for the receiver of the Slippery Gypsy.

'Oh god, My boyfriend gave me the worst Slippery Gypsy last night and the semen in my ear is really dry, but its okay because he bought me a car for Valentine's Day'.

by PorkiePie August 1, 2012

Slippery Pete

When a guy is doing a girl from behind, he spits on the girls back so she thinks he's done. When she turns around the guy blows his load in her face.

What's that all over your face? Just a little slippery pete.

by heather November 25, 2003

slippery cheese

When you cant find any sex lube so you use melted cheese as a substitute for the anal sex instead of lube

I used slippery cheese on lisa last night

by BigBlastyMan January 27, 2017

slippery bubbles

Covering a sheet of plastic bubble wrap in a lubricant and then stroking the genitals until orgasm

After she gave me the slippery bubbles, I gave her the angry pirate

by pasdaddy May 7, 2009

Slippery Sandal

When a guy sticks his foot up a lady's vagina.

That lubed help so much when I gave Susie a slippery sandal last night.

by Patrick Deguzmann March 12, 2018

Slippery Snake

When a girl is giving you a handjob and the hand slips off the dick like a person trying to grab a wet snake.

I hate when u get the slippery snake action when there’s not enough traction

by I’murdaddy69;) May 16, 2018