Slippery Scorpion

When a man cums onto a floor and drags his wife by her arms over it, similiar to the scorpion act of mating.

Joe: Me and Louise are trying to have a baby, nothing seems to be working

Zac: Why don't you just give her a slippery scorpion?

Joe: Good idea! I'll do that tonight

by Sugar81 April 26, 2008

Slippery Gypsy

A.K.A Ear Cream Pie.
When a male's penis ejaculates inside the ear of a female, male or other.

Often confused with the Nasal Cream Pie (Slippery Hipster).
The Slippery Gypsy often occurs on a Valentine's Day night when an expensive present is bought for the receiver of the Slippery Gypsy.

'Oh god, My boyfriend gave me the worst Slippery Gypsy last night and the semen in my ear is really dry, but its okay because he bought me a car for Valentine's Day'.

by PorkiePie August 1, 2012

Slippery Pete

When a guy is doing a girl from behind, he spits on the girls back so she thinks he's done. When she turns around the guy blows his load in her face.

What's that all over your face? Just a little slippery pete.

by heather November 25, 2003

slippery surprise

When you slide from the one hole into the two hole.

"I was railing a cougar last night and decided to give her the slippery surprise! Like most cougars, she wanted it."

by Cougar slayer April 14, 2014

slippery mode

the setting on a television that provides "motion smoothing"
it looks nauseating and slippery

I can't believe you're using slippery mode, do you even have eyes

by maxwellsnacks January 5, 2023

Slippery Sandy

While having sexual intercourse with your lover, Throw them on their back and shove a fistful of sand up their rectum, until they scream Sandy cheeks and shake and quiver.

Hey Mikey, remember that time I gave you a Slippery Sandy in the back of the trailer. And you screamed so loud that Craig heard you say Sandy Cheeks.

by Mikeys Secret Lover September 27, 2020

Slippery Pig

When you lube her up and alternate between the pussy ass one for one. Typically a larger woman by not required.

Becky - He gave me the slippery pig and I can't do hard
Jill - dwaaam

by Dirty Abomination July 19, 2019