Shiternet

When your internet is a steaming pile of shit and does nothing but crash websites, streaming services, and makes you want to throw your device like a bowling ball at group of babies and puppies.

My shiternet won’t let me watch midget porn.

I’m trying to binge through Come Fly With Me but my shiternet keeps doing me dirty.

by BabyDee22 May 11, 2018

Shivela

Shivela is the most godly school of them all. If you went there during 2016-2017 you better hate Margarita. Margarita is trash and no one likes them. Basketball is the biggest sport there because the best sport. Dance battles in roast battles happen every day. If you want to part of them you are a bum. Shivela is the most godly school on this earth so if you’re not godly you don’t go there. He went to you and instantly 3000 followers on Instagram. One time Jesus and his disciples walked through the school campus. In conclusion if you want your Vela you were a God.

Todd: have you heard of shivela?

Juan: you don’t speak the name and less you’re told to.

by Shivela October 8, 2018

shinerru

The definition of a new anime.
combined with two words Shinchaku and Perru.

Friend a: have you seen the Shinerru, Wonder egg priority?
Friend b: yeah it's so cool!!!

by inosuke hotty shotty January 18, 2021

Shiternet

Someone with shitty internet

Bro, why do u have shiternet. He’s lagging so much

by DanTheMan647866 August 20, 2021

Wee shaver

A state of being young or inexperienced

"Back when I was a wee shaver, I can remember doing that thing that was hilarious but reallly dumb, oh ho ho, what were we thinking."

by Llardy January 1, 2012

phantom shiter

Someone who shits in people's school bags or back packs

Guy: oh I must just get my backpack
Guy:what the hell is that smell

Guy: OMG the phantom shiter strikes agian

by Therealgal February 8, 2014

spit shiner

A guy who, with a little improvement, could be boyfriend material.

Ahhh come on, he's a spit shiner! A haircut and he's good to go!

by PDDMW April 10, 2014