Basic science bitch

A woman who likes soy lattes, rose gold, and Hello Kitty, and loves all things STEM.

Veronica: Can we work on our submission to Nature over lattes at Starbucks after yoga? I'll pick you up in my Mini Cooper.
Christen: Totes! Being a basic science bitch is the best.

by #bsb September 30, 2016

Bronx Science

The one school where you are with either Stuy rejects or people who ACTUALLY put bronx first. the bathrooms are concerning. Trust me. and it's totally not because all the upperclassmen are addicted to something. But it's fine because you'll probably never reach the bathroom in the small cramped hallways that have our tiny lockers. when you're outside getting food from either Ned's or Jay's but not Tony's cos that's too far and DEFINITELY not Michelle's cos that' a rude woman with disgusting food, get ready for the large crowd and the possibility of not being able to order anything cos they cant see you or you aren't loud enough, so keep a tall, loud friend nearby.once you're done and you go inside from the one tiny stairwell that 2000 kids squeeze through every day, you walk to the entrance by the lunchroom where the same 2000 kids who take vallo have to squeeze through but people like to be bitches and cut in from the side. but for some reason we can't walk in through the main entrance that has too many door. we're ghetto and yet most of us are from either Queens or Manhattan so we waste $3000 a year for vallo, the private bus service that constantly has buses breaking down, so you'll have to wait sometimes on the highway for other buses to pick you up. but we still do this cos its better than taking the ever so unreliable 4 subway. but it's ok cos we are all smartasses who cant miss a day cos if you do, you're screwed for you geo test cos cervons proofs are hard as fuck

me: (it's literally all up there ⇞)

ashley: well i dipped to long island

tom: haha can't relate i go to your dream school stuyveSANT cos Bronx Science was my "safety school"

me: *thinks "my safety was dozo"

by Ghirardelli Chocolate December 17, 2019

couldn't be rocket science

Anything Dubya can do.

Condi: Well, how hard could it be fly a jet?

LewisScooter: It couldn't be rocket science.

Condi: I could kiss you right now.

LewisScooter: (Crestfallen) But you won't.

by Little Red Robin Hood February 26, 2008

Corporate science

See bullshit. It's made-up nonsense, concocted by so-called "scientists", and "experts", whose job is to make excuses, and make justifications, for the environmental disasters caused by industry.

According to corporate science, global warming is just an invention of the liberal media!

by Omega Death June 27, 2005

Rocket Science

A phrase used by people too stupid to know that rocketry is an engineering discipline and not a science at all.

Manager: "Can't you do anything right? It's not rocket science!"

Worker: "Actually, rocketry is an engineering discipline."

Manager: "You're fired."

by Chelonian November 30, 2010

science juice

A mixture of juice and energy drink, containing all the minerals and vitamins needed for the human body to survive. Can be used as the only source of energy for the body as it contains everything the body needs, at least so it appears on the nutrition facts labels. The lack of proteins and non-important minerals such as calcium are usually treated with pizzas and fast food, tho it has been proven to be possible and somewhat healthy to purely live on science juice.

Oh Josh spent two nighs up with no sleep playing darkeden and drinking science juice.

by Mike Swordfish March 17, 2011

Sciencegasm

The portmanteau of the words Science (from Latin Scire "know") and Orgasm (from Greek orgasmos "excitement, swelling"), is the sudden discharge of accumulated scientific excitement during reading, viewing or participating in scientific activities, resulting in rhythmic muscular contractions in the pelvic region characterized by intellectual and sexual pleasure.

Upon activation of the Large Hadron Collider, Jane and John were overcome with sciencegasms watching as the results came.

by Thorned Rose July 1, 2015