A woman who likes soy lattes, rose gold, and Hello Kitty, and loves all things STEM.
Veronica: Can we work on our submission to Nature over lattes at Starbucks after yoga? I'll pick you up in my Mini Cooper.
Christen: Totes! Being a basic science bitch is the best.
September 30, 2016
A nurse who moonlights at the strip club.
Patient 1: Why does that nurse look so familiar?
Patient 2: Because you saw her last night on the pole, she's a candy stripper.
December 31, 2016