Royal Goblet

Where a girl takes her tit out and dips it into your drink (most likely Wine) a few times.

That bar allows it's waitresses to serve Royal Goblets

by Heavydrinker123 January 22, 2018

royal galipeau

A massive dump; an uncontrollable shit;

Hey man, who the hell just took a royal galipeau? My toilet is ruined.

You shouldn't go in there right now... I just took a royal galipeau.

by CaughtRH May 14, 2011

Nigganite royal

Big kachiggas are this........ only the purest sweaty tryhards fuckboy's are called this

Man u a real fuckin nigganite royal

by The kachigga January 19, 2020

royal romp

Combining a hot sex session with the viewing of a major event for the royal family

The royal wedding is on tomorrow morning so my fuck buddy is coming over tonight to have a royal romp

by RoyalSassMaster May 19, 2018

royal bradford

When you take a giant poop

I have to take a royal bradford

by Superbean October 04, 2017

Royal Advantage

Conducting a 'knighting' ceremony with one's erect penis. Tapping it on the right and left shoulder of your subject will give them the Royal Advantage.
Alternatively, a woman can conduct this ceremony using a strap-on dildo.

Once the ceremony is complete, one has the Royal Advantage.

Olive: How'd last night go?
Dirk: I now have the Royal Advantage.

by How It Sir February 02, 2018

Royal purple

someone who has always been at your side, who had many opportunities to go away as all did, but remained

you are my royal purple now and forever

by amobrucia August 23, 2021