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Senility Rocks!

Uttered after a memory lapse or a brief interruption to intelligence affectionately or laughingly attributed to age.
1) A: Where did I put my pen?

B: It's there in front of you!

A: Doh! Senility rocks!

2) A: Did I tell you I'm going out tomorrow?

B: You did - seven times now.

A: Oops - Senility Rocks
by MarcFxxx November 3, 2010
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moving rocks

Moving rocks is a simple slang term for selling crack cocaine. Often used in a group of people whom aren't all aware that someone within the group is a drug dealer, so that the two drug users may converse inconspicuously.
User 1: "Hey Jordan, you still moving rocks?"
Non User: "What's that mean?"
Jordan: "Oh it's nothing, but yeah I do. We should kick it later."
User 2: "I'll come too."
Non User: "Whatever. Anyone want to catch a movie later?"
by Jacob Letterman July 25, 2017
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two rocks look identical

Funniest sh*t I've ever seen, also a JoJo reference
Kakyoin: Take a look at those two rocks over there Mr. Joestar... Isn't it just big enough for someone to hide behind?
Joseph: What do you mean?
Kakyoin: Now take a look at the rock on the opposite side.
Joseph: On the opposite side?
Kakyoin: You still don't see it? There's a rock shaped exactly the same on the opposite side.
Every crusader except Joseph: Laughing hysterically because two rocks look identical
by FemboysAreBest January 18, 2021
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kookoo for crack rocks

When your fiending for some crack rocks and cant help but have the biggest erection!!!
kookoo for crack rocks! I either need to smoke some crack or go jerk off.
by dirty grove niggas December 8, 2010
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Cocks to the rocks

A term meaning to go to the extreme and give it your all. To go above and beyond 100%. Derived from the saying, "pedal to the metal".

Instead of putting the pedal to the floor, you're using your cock to the maximum. The "rock" comes from the saying, "lets rock!"
"We're gonna head out to the clubs tonight and put THE COCKS TO THE ROCKS!"

"Dude, just put the cocks to the rocks and ask her out already."

"I studied all day and night for my exam. I'm gonna kill it! Cocks to the rocks!"
by Rattattack January 25, 2013
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Raking the rocks

Before busting your load your girl scrapes her teeth on ya coin purse. Collecting a helping of dick cheese along the way.
Ashley sucked the soul out of me last night finishing me off by raking the rocks
by XGenewilderX October 22, 2018
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Moon booty rocks

Someone who is spiritual or engages in activities related to the metaphysical or esoteric.
Katie loves crystals and moon bathing, she's real moon booty rocks.
by Ravybb27 November 4, 2021
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