Wife or girlfriend who feels the need to act like an OVERSIZED CUNT (asshole acting for an extended period of time). goes WAY beyond the "RAGTIME" (beware)
That fucking whore just won't let up with "the" SUPERCUNT RITUAL. Go to a corner and bleed out; bitch!!!
by "the" BLACK SATAN May 5, 2020
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Go outside where cement is, grab a peice of chalk, draw a circle, and put a pencil in the middle.
Repeat these words 70 times:
¨Shrek is love, Shrek is life.¨
And all Farquism is gone.
Go outside where cement is, grab a peice of chalk, draw a circle, and put a pencil in the middle.
Repeat these words 70 times:
¨Shrek is love, Shrek is life.¨
And all Farquism is gone.
by IhopeIdrinkwater May 1, 2022
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Get the Aiman Hakim Ridza shut up zahirah macwilson got proof loser mug.(verb) to fix something, (normally in a hospitality venue), but in a really tacky, down-market or shoddy way. Often done using gaffer tape (aka Ritz tape), or just by trying to carefully arrange the malfunctioning object so it looks vaguely passable for use in the workplace, or with customers.
(adjective) something that has been Ritzed, or has the appearance of having been Ritzed, ie is rickety or broken or just hanging together by a thread.
(Derived from an ironic reference to the high-class Ritz chain of hotels).
(adjective) something that has been Ritzed, or has the appearance of having been Ritzed, ie is rickety or broken or just hanging together by a thread.
(Derived from an ironic reference to the high-class Ritz chain of hotels).
Cory: "Hey Nick, another one of these damn trestle tables has splintered, check out this big chunk that some derro ripped off"
Nick: "Doesn't matter man, we need to get this all sorted. Ritz that shit up"
Cory: "With gaffer?"
Nick: "Yeah man. It's in the safe."
(later)
Cory: "All done mate"
Nick: "Nice. That shit is hella Ritzy".
Nick: "Doesn't matter man, we need to get this all sorted. Ritz that shit up"
Cory: "With gaffer?"
Nick: "Yeah man. It's in the safe."
(later)
Cory: "All done mate"
Nick: "Nice. That shit is hella Ritzy".
by Ritzmaster Nick February 13, 2008
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Person 1:Yo did you hear Rice and Matas pulled a spicy ritas last night?
Person 2: what!? How big was the dildo they used!
Person 1: pretty damn big rice has a gapping asshole from when he was in prison
Person 2: what!? How big was the dildo they used!
Person 1: pretty damn big rice has a gapping asshole from when he was in prison
by Duckingsick June 3, 2018
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Dude, that hottie gave me great head (the first in 3 years) and then after I blew my load...she threw back a shot of Cuervo and had herself a jiz-a-rita!
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