pump-action New England clam chowder rifle

A cock.

I pulled down my pants, whipped out my pump-action New England clam chowder rifle, hammered away at Stephanie, and blasted a load of little sailors into her sea of love.

by pentozali December 24, 2011

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christ rifle

A nail gun

I need to replace some shingles on the roof. Will someone grab my Christ rifle?

by Ejdjdbajw December 28, 2021

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biotic rifle

A weapon held by an old lady that shoots semen at her allies to heal them and harms enemies by giving them aids

Ana really loves that biotic rifle

by Cummfagg666 June 02, 2017

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Rifle Wedding

A sudden or hurried marriage because a family member, especially grandparent is on their deathbed.

The doctors said that grandma only had a year left to live, so we had a rifle wedding while she was still alive.

by The Real Nerdbomber September 20, 2022

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Golden Rifle

The act of ejaculating in a girl's mouth in the morning when the sun is rising while she's giving head, making your surrounding walls more than the money you have in your pocket.

"So yesterday, she and I woke up and we were in the mood. I gave her my first golden rifle"

by Technically_Thinking June 11, 2014

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