Raccoon

A very cute and deadly animal the hunt in packs and are bulletproof the only way to kill them is to stun them with bullets and finish them off with a sword

Me: "hey have you heard of the raccoon killings"
My friend: "yeah, they are pretty deadly

by TheKoolKidsKlub (im the kooles April 30, 2019

raccoon

a trashy girl who wears too much make up.

girl 1: Amy is such a raccoon!
girl 2: I know! She belongs on a street corner, she's so trashy!

by YoursTruly5683 January 25, 2011

raccoon ass

A more subtle version of coonass, which in Cajun means ignorant or backwards. Coonass is derived from the French word "Coonasse" which has the same meaning.

Those raccoon asses just keeps coming up with asinine shit in the debates!!

by Vernon Conan Chan January 1, 2005

Red Eyed Double Dipped, African, Blackeyed Rocky Raccoon

The beverage of choice throughout the private jet industry. commonly used to to generate enough adrenaline to cope with a typical demands in the private jet industry. also used as first aid treatment on victims of cardiac arrest at Fingers Crossed Aviation. NOTE: Beverage is trade marked and produced in large volumes exclusively for Fingers Crossed Aviation. Beverage can also be used as a substitute for jet fuel.

Dude, the client for 87 is coming over to check up on his pull out tables. The coach is brewing up a couple of gallons of Red Eyed Double Dipped, African, Blackeyed Rocky Raccoon.

by DARRYL CRUTE December 11, 2006

Angry Racoon

Term coined after a man tried to have sex with a racoon and got his penis bit off. It means when you and your significant other had a fight and your girlfriend/boyfriend is sucking your dick and uses too much teeth because shes mad.

Guy 1: Sara got mad at me last night when I said her mom was a bitch.
Guy 2: Damn, what did she do?
Guy 1: Well I thought she was done being mad at me till she gave me an angry racoon later in the night.

by MistressJana February 3, 2009

Racoonicorn

Describing a girl that has wild short hair and is a really unique individual.

That girl is a total racoonicorn, damn she is hot!

by toshiru January 31, 2018

Raccoonery

When two members of the religous raccoon race, fuck one another in such a silly way that their genders reverse. As well as the male emerges from this interaction as a new man and the female emerging with a dirty sanchez.

Those raccoons have different genders! Must’ve been raccoonery.

by The Raccoon Lord September 2, 2019