Dutch Rudder

When a guy jerks another guy off by moving the guy's arm while he technically does the grab holding. A move created so guys can jerk each other off without feeling gay.

I'm no homo! I only gave him a dutch rudder, it's not like I touched his dick.

by giblettes August 2, 2008

inverted tail boner rudder hudder

when a guy tucks his pinger between his legs and GOES LIKE FUCK!!, pretending he is in a boat holding the rudder running round ballock naked making speedboat noises

"I feel like a break from the normal chug this evening, time to tuck this bursting bricker between these legs and motorboat my badself until the cows come home :-)"

bricker pinger ballock naked inverted tail boner rudder hudder

by ShadeMade aka G-Funk November 30, 2011

ruddle

to shit vigorously

When in noun form:

Person 1: Hey, where's Jason? We're supposed to leave in five minutes!

Person 2: Well...he's in the bathroom...

Person 1: Gah! Why'd he decide to take his daily ruddle now?


When in verb form:

Jason ruddled today like he does every day.

by chadizzlebrochillizlemynizzle April 4, 2009

dutch rudder

when you grab another persons arm and jerk them off for them

i dutch ruddered sally last night

by headshot0330 October 8, 2013

canadian rudder

The sexual act of being forced to move a girl's arm as she holds one's penis to obtain pleasure due to her inexperience or lack of ability. Also known as the inverted form of a dutch rudder.

I pulled my dick and she said 'I don't know what to do', so I had to perform a Canadian rudder.

by unluckilygettinlucky July 8, 2010

dutch rudder pie

A bunch of guys in a circle "dutch rudder" each other onto a pie. The last one to cum has to eat it.

Mike came second so he didn't have to eat the dutch rudder pie.

by snakedya May 31, 2010

Dutch Rudder

When you have someone jack you off by grabbing your arm and moving it up and down whilst all you do is hold your peen.

Presents a less gay alternative if some guy handjob-raped you. Maybe you could barter with him and offer a dutch rudder as a less gay option so you could preserve some of your dignity.

by Sicky from SanAn March 17, 2009