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Bacon Proximity Index (BPI)

How far a given human being is from fresh hot bacon. This index value is an indicator of quality of life in both first and third world countries.

the BPI is the product of a number of variables
1. distance travel needed
2. modes of travel needed
3. local, relative cost of bacon
4. time required for bacon preparation
5. quality of bacon available
6. risks to be undertaken to achieve the bacon
I'm in Denny's right now bro, my Bacon Proximity Index (BPI) is at the absolute maximum value known in the universe.

triple the bacon on my bacon sundae.
by aaron_ros April 25, 2013
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slender proxy

Where people believe in slender man and try to more or less be his minions.
Being a Slender proxy means being someone who has smoked way too much damn weed and or other drugs.
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bro u look like a discount pyro
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ferocity by proxy

A (habitual) condition in which a person is angered vicariously through another's unfavorable situation. Oftentimes, the person with the condition completely absorbs the situation as his/her own.
Don't let James find out that your girlfriend is cheating on you, he suffers from ferocity by proxy. He will kill her!
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The Law of Inverse Proximity

Someone living close to school/uni/work will always be later than someone living far away. The closer they live, the later they will arrive.
Lecturer: "John, how can you be late everyday? You live on campus!"
John: "It's the Law of Inverse Proximity, sir - I live so close it's physically impossible for me to get here on time!"
by tcadu vlacku June 3, 2011
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shut up by proxy

The act of telling somebody to lower their voice via the use of another person, typically over text.
Jane and Bob are having a heated discussion in Paul's office while he is trying to work. Paul sends an SMS to Sam (Jane's boyfriend who lives out of state) asking Sam to text Jane to tell her to shut up because she's talking too loudly. Jane has been asked to shut up by proxy.
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Buttmunchausen by Proxy

A mental disorder in which a person repeatedly and deliberately tries to gain sympathy for fake problems with a friend or loved one's butt.
David's roommate didn't sit on a nail, he's just back on his Buttmunchausen by Proxy bullshit.
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